Thursday, March 19, 2009

Religion... success(?)

It has been brought to my attention that the Pope -- due to his age at the time -- was not actually, technically a "Nazi", but rather a member of the Hitler Youth. So, obviously, I feel compelled to issue this correction. Therefore, when reading the post below, please substitute the term "Hitler Youth" in the place of each appearance of the word "Nazi".

Readers will, of course, be left to draw their own conclusions as to whether and to what degree this correction affects the point of the post as a whole.

In other news, I'm receiving information that the Pope's next official trip will be to the slums of Jakarta, where he will agitate against the use of modern sanitation practices implemented to restrain the spread of contagious diseases. Developing...

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