Thursday, October 9, 2008

"The public's out there throwing darts at a board, sport...


I don't throw darts at a board."

Wow, this is truly a bloodbath.

Me, most of my assets are in cash money dolla bills, y'all. (although, as a buddy of mine likes to say, I'm also heavily invested in the used car market.) Time to start buying stocks? Or have we yet to hit bottom here?

During the most recent of my occasional wades through the muck of the wingnut blogs I learned that the present economic, uh, downturn is mostly due to poor (ignorant, perfidious, deviant) minority-type individuals failing to live up to their obligations. (Who knew those folks had so much economic power over the rest of us? Truly a revelation.)

So, yeah, your 401k got eated by all those ungrateful brown people. It's all their fault, to be sure. And Clinton. Can't forget about Clinton, obviously. He had a major hand in it. Because of his blowjob that he got. Or something.

3 comments:

Gleemonex said...

Ah yes, the godlike (or is it the actual Devil?) Bill Clinton, stirring the shit every time Decent People start to get ahead ...

HHL said...

Right... and now the newest theory: we can deduce A LOT OF MEANING from the fact that the stock market's downward curve is in an almost exact inverse proportion to the curve representing Obama's rise in the polls.

Kingfish said...

Thats a dog with fleas.