I can't not post this

My last post was just slightly too sincere, so now this:

Here's a thing about the Miss USA girl who partied too much, got called on the carpet, made a big spectacle out of, and, with any luck, will come out smelling like a rose and appear on the next season of Survivor.

This girl is super hot, and apparently a bit dumb and a lot pliable. In case you are too lazy to follow the link, here's what MSNBC said about her press conference with The Donald, wherein she confessed, asked for forgiveness, and agreed to enter rehab (how much of a motherfucking cliche is THAT getting to be?):

Donald Trump leap-frogged the likes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, and Martin Luther King with his surreal Miss USA press conference. Only an American with Trump’s remarkable boldness, stunning arrogance and complete lack of self-awareness could have turned a story about a beauty pageant winner having a couple drinks into an international media event.

And that's the real thing in my mind. This chick really did nothing other than go out and do some shots, have a little fun, and behave like 90% of the Wall Street Fucks do every night of their lives. I fail to see what The Big Deal is.