10. You are not -- I repeat NOT -- entitled to anything. At all.
9. Dishes and clothes do not wash themselves.
8. Ramen noodles are a legitimate source of nourishment.
7. Gay people are not a myth.
6. The kind of car you drive is not, in the whole scheme of things, really all that important.
5. A mullet does not make you a rebel.
4. "Rent" is not just a broadway musical.
3. Kegs are really pretty simple to obtain. And just because 5 people can drain one in a single night doesn't mean they should.
2. The population of the world is rather large, and therefore it does actually contain more than 5 smart people.
1. Girls who didn't grow up in a small town populated almost exclusively with Baptists are, in a word, easy.
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I think Logan should write a philosophy book and you should be the editor as well as the principal subject. RL could write the forward.
In fact, I think we should list all the things we learned from Logan such as,
"Smoking makes friends"
"The Keystone Lite tallboy nutrition plan"
Just to name a few.
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