If elected, John McCain will be the oldest first-term president in history. According to actuarial tables, he is likely to die in office.
If that happens, he will be replaced as President of the United States by a person that only a handful of people southeast of Juneau have ever even heard of, much less know anything about.
There's a reason for that. This person Sarah Palin has, for 18 months, been the governor of a state that has
approximately
the same
number
of people
as...
Denton County, Texas.
Scary much?
Yeah, but on the positive side, she's a religious zealot who thinks creationism should be taught in schools and that abortion should be illegal. Yay Republicans!
Kill me now.
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DUDE. And it just keeps gettin crazier -- you see all that hoo-raah about her knocked-up daughter? Jeez. But at least one embittered Hillary supporter of my acquaintance has pronounced, with grim glee, that the choice of Palin is a slam dunk for McCain and Obama will be defeated soundly in November. WTF. If anything, I think it means McCain's conceded, and is using this to score some cheap points -- you know, mavericky points, irrelevant points (like A-Rod homering in the 9th when the game's already 12-2) -- he's all, "See? The Democrats won't nominate a woman, but *I'M* not scared to!"
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