Friday, September 26, 2008

Comedy Interlude

Too busy reading about the bizarre-O circus that our country has become to blog much, but here are a couple of funnies:

First, IOZ, always trying to be inside Vlad's head:
Imagine if you are Vladimir Putin. You do not drink or smoke, and aside from occasionally fucking your gymnast nymphette into catatonic submission while a 10,000 piece orchestra plays Gimn Sovetskogo Soyuza outside your window, you do not carouse. Your life is occupied with grim, atavistic fantasies, which are just now coming to fruition, and as you nurse your bloody dreams in the Siberian expanses of your glittering, Satanic soul, you flip on the teevee and see the only force on earth with any capacity to foil or retard your ambitions rapidly consuming itself in an orgy of abject ridiculousness, a Marx-brothers comedy of political ineptitude so baroque in its Vaudevillian slapstick that it melts, for just one moment, the crimson popsicle that is your KGB heart and from your mouth, for the first time since you traded your soul for life eternal and a thirst for blood one thousand years ago, you let out one brief, delicious: Ha!
Second, the Onion with Point/Counterpoint (you don't have to read through the whole "Point").

Third, I give you the next Vice President of the United States:
COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?

PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state.
Thank you, South Carolina!


Gleemonex said...

That bit from IOZ is one of the most awesome paragraphs I have ever read. Thank you, thank you for sharing it!

Kingfish said...

I thought the IOZ thing was okay. Jeez...anyway (j/k glee)

I went to the South Plains Fair this afternoon for the corndog- funnel cake-turkey leg-fried piegasm. Askew from the eatin shack were bric a brac places selling camo womens shirts that said "Lipstick" with a pitbull. People fookin wear that shit.

carry on.

Anonymous said...

i'm gonna have to side with Gleemonex on this one. I've re-read it at least 4 times now.


oh yeah, and IOZ aint for everybody, but about once a week he writes something that is just really outstanding and unlike what you'll see anywheres else.