Rap lyrics I wish I had thought of: Part II

From Ice Cube's It Was a Good Day:

Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp"
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day

No annotation necessary on this one. Ice Cube used to be greatness (including his great performance in Boyz n the Hood), but now he's kinda lost it. I guess people mellow in their old age -- you know, stop packing heat, cut down on their 40oz consumption, star in dumb kids' movies, etc. Some day it may even happen to your humble blog author. But not today, my friend, not today.